You'll know.
You'll shake.
You'll shake all over and deep inside.
Oh, my God...
 Hi, how are you?  Fine.
Were you waiting for me? The last time we met was interesting.
l'm sorry, that's why l'm here. l lost my temper and behaved badly.
 Don't worry about your mother.  Of course you should have fun.
l've never seen her drunk and silly like that.
She wasn't that drunk, just happy. You should be happy for her.
That's why l wanted to apologize.
 Be happy for you mum.  l am. l'm glad you go out.
Friends?
 No boat trip. l'd need a jacket.  No, he wasn't the boating kind.
 We look like two bloody...  Don't say it.
Talking about awful, look at that...
Turn off your engines.
lt that them? l don't believe this...
Gudrun!
Hi there! l'm sorry, l was expecting a car.
Can she ride with you?  Did you bring any extra gear? Nice.
Gudrun!
Okay... We'll ride with them.
 We will? You can't be serious.  We can't back out now.
You're crazy, we're not dressed for it.
They brought some gear with them.
No way. They were supposed to take us to dinner.
Sausages, we're going to a barbecue.
 With the two of them?  Maybe a few more people. Calm down.
l've done a lot for you, but l'm not doing this!
l want to get off!
 Not now! This is fun!  No, it isn't!
Fuck you, Gudrun!
Don't you see what an opportunity it was?
We could have had an incredible night.
''Want to join me on a blind date?''
The guy must have mentioned the 500 other bikers!
This was bloody insane!
l can't stand motorbikes!
And here come some more...
Go ahead and flag one down if you like it so much.
Stop shouting!
You got what you wanted.
For Christ's sake, now we're stranded somewhere in Sweden.
Only where? We can't even call for a taxi. ''Where are you?''
''Somewhere with flowers and a field and some trees...''
We don't know where we are!
l had to close my eyes, so l don't know which direction we went.
 Stop shouting!  l dropped my ring. Where is it?
This has got to be the worst date ever.
 ''Oh, he's so goodlooking.''  Let's look for your ring.
But you didn't find out...
Stop it, what's the matter with you? Are you insane?
 What are you doing here?  l was out with the boat.
 Why are you waving that towel?  A little peace...
 Are you having dinner guests?  Yes, l am.
 Who is it?  The neighbours.
 We've never met them...  l do. Now l'm on my own.
lt's nice to know your neighbours.
 When will they be here?  ln 20 minutes. l have to get ready.
Oh, Henrik...
 Why are you here?  l wanted to make peace.
l just want us to talk, that's all. Make peace.
Why are you here, Henrik?
l was in the boat and l happened to be nearby, is that so strange?
You just happened to be passing by, is that what you mean?
Yes. l'm sorry.
But l...
l miss you.
 l don't want to live without you.  Then why did you...?
You wanted a divorce...
...when we talked about having one.
Now suddenly you don't want a divorce any longer.
For the past ten years, you couldn't care less.
What do you want me to do? l'll do anything.
 ls there anything l can do?  That's not what this is about.
l've tried to tell you that a thousand times.
 Then what is it?  l have to make a life for myself.
Couldn't you do that with me?
No.
No, l can't.
 Don't you like me anymore?  l do... sometimes.
l'm 40. lf l'm lucky, l'll have 40 more years.
l intend to spend them well.
Couldn't you spend them with me? ln a marriage?
 You can still grow...  No. Not the way it looks now.
l'm trying to hold on to you.
l don't want to have a divorce!
ls that so bloody hard to understand?
l'm trying my best to understand what you're going through.
l'm trying to save this marriage. lt's my whole life.
All that other business, with...
What ''business''?
The ''business'' with what's her name, Eva.
The ''business'' when you didn't come home.
 lt meant something to me!  lt was completely unimportant.
 That business...  That didn't mean anything?
What do you think it meant to me?
What did it mean to you?
Go.
Who was that?
That's my... husband.
l have to...
l have to go to the loo.
l thought he was dead.
So did l.
But you didn't mean actually dead, you meant dead to you?
That was what you meant, right?
How did he die? For you.
lt was all so stupid...
l asked him to take dancing lessons,
because he couldn't dance. He didn't want to.
 l said: ''Please, Εke,'' and then...  And then?
After three lessons, he went there voluntarily.
Had he met someone?
The dancing instructor.
 Oskar, want to come home with me?  l need to get some sleep.
So do l. ls it still raining?
 lt's pouring.  This is not my day.
l know that l...
Fucked someone else?
l just want to apologize for having...
...ruined things...
...so very much...
...for so many people.
This is so bloody pathetic.
How do you think l felt when you took your things and left?
l had no idea. l was left standing there like a bloody idiot.
You didn't give a damn about me and Lotta.
A note, and you were gone. How do you think that made me feel?
 l've left Kerstin.  And you want to come home?
 ls that what you want?  We were good together, weren't we?
l'm asking you if you want to move back in.
Damn you, Εke! Now that Kerstin... ls that her name?
 Why do you keep coming around?  l want to see you.
l don't want to have anything to do with you. l don't want you...
...embarrassing me at work. As far as l'm concerned, you're dead.
You can't say things like that.
But you told me he was dead.
Typical that you met at a cemetery.
He could have jumped straight into a grave.
Seriously, if you want to take him back, it's up to you.
But...
Well...
 Are you upset?  No.
lt sounds fantastic. Amazing.
 What does?  That he wants you back.
 Did he hand you a note...?  Stop it.
No, but it's...
Do you know what, Lisa?
lt feels like you are...
l'm sorry, but it feels like...
...you're intruding on me.
 That's the last thing l want to do.  That's exactly what you're doing.
lt's like l promised myself to you.
l don't know why we're discussing this at all.
Since we're having lunch together,
l wanted... to ask you a question.
Will you marry me?
We're just going to dance. lt's Ladies Night, for goodness sake!
 Hi.  Back tonight again, are you?
Maybe l could have a dance?
You give it a go every single time.
 When are you going to get lucky?  l don't know. Tonight.
Sorry.
 All l see are women.  lt's Ladies Night.
And that wasn't meant in the traditional sense...
 No, it means that...?  lt's Ladies Night.
For ladies that like ladies.
 So it's Lesbian...  ...Night.
Yes... Where's my lipstick?
 What do we do now?  Exactly, what do we do now?
 Let's stay.  That's fine with me.
l've danced with girls all my life. They smell nice and...
Thank you, but l didn't order that.
Thank you.
There wasn't much of a queue in the Ladies Room.
Are you drinking beer?
The woman over there thinks she's going to drink me under the table.
No one's buying me beer.
Anders, could you bring me some orange juice?
l'm going to play it safe and stay sober.
lsn't this kind of nice? Not in that sense...
But still... For half my life, l've danced with girls.
And it's worked out well. They smell good, they're soft...
Some of them look like men, so you could always pretend.
Anders is the only person around to flirt with.
 He's gay.  What? Oh...
You can still flirt.
Christ...
What's this? My telephone vibrates.
 ls there any reception in here?  My latest...
Hello.
Yes.
Yes. Bye.
 What's wrong?  Liselotte's locked herself out.
l'll have to go home and get her a key.
 l can drive you.  That's all right.
 l didn't know you were gay.  Neither did l.
That's the way it is.
 Hi, l'm Gertrud.  She's a patient.
 May l dance with your girlfriend?  Go ahead.  l'll be in touch.
l was married to a man for 20 years and l...
lsn't it great? Afterwards, once you've left all that behind you?
When you're out of the closet, you mean? Yes, it's wonderful.
No, thanks. l'm on my way home.
Oh, that went fast. l'm calling for a taxi.
 Would you like to stay?  Let's go home together.
 Are you sad?  No.
Was Liselotte okay?
lt wasn't Liselotte, it was Εke.
Hello, could you send a taxi to Heartbreak Hotel?
That's by the Central Station.
Thank you. Staf. Elisabeth Staf.
 Εke?  Yes, he was the one who called.
He wanted to see me. He was waiting out front, so l...
He wanted to talk. We... l've been wanting to,
but it's been difficult to tell you that we're seeing each other.
l don't know how l feel.
lt's difficult, l'm so uncertain.
When l went out to see him...
l panicked. And l feel so angry too!
l apologize for interrupting. Hello, Εke. My name is Lisa.
May l please have a word?
''Crikey,'' l thought when l saw you at Heartbreak Hotel.
Because to me, you were dead. When Gudrun and l met,
l asked about her husband and she told me he was dead.
lf a woman says that her husband, or exhusband...
...is dead...
Then something's wrong.
Did you have anything particular to say?
Or did you plan to do something?
What exactly do you want?
l want to say... that l'm very, very fond of Gudrun.
l want her to be happy.
She's coming back to life.
Leave her alone.
l want you to know one thing before you go.
And l hope you go soon.
Gudrun and l are going to remarry.
''Til death us do part.''
You know the words, Εke.
l hope you know what they mean this time around.
 Anyone home?  Hello! l'll be right with you.
Sorry. Did you ring a long time? The hoover drowns everything out.
Congratulations.
To your upcoming wedding.
ls it true?
How do you know about that?
lt's true, isn't it?
Why do you ask if you already know?
l made a fool of myself. l went to see your exhusband.
Or maybe l should say your husbandtobe.
The man l thought was dead.
l went to see him, for your sake, since he was pushing so hard.
But obviously, l was wrong. So l'd like to wish you the best of luck.
You're being ridiculous.
 Congratulating me like that.  What am l supposed to say?
Nothing. You don't need to act all superior.
From the very beginning, you've acted superior.
Leave me alone. l make my own decisions.
The bloody life you lead is not for me.
Dance your ass off at Heartbreak Hotel, but my life is different.
l'm trying to have a life where you dare to love someone.
But that's something you've never done.
Oh, hello. lt's strange to see you without your white coat.
 How are you?  Fine, l'm meeting the baby's dad.
 l'll see you on the tenth.  See you then.
You bastard...
Eva, l need a fiveminute break before l see the next patient.
Five minutes, that's all.
l know l'm parked in a noparking zone...
Hi.
You can't be serious, giving me a ticket?
lt's not a ticket, l wrote you a letter.
 Then we've made progress.  Well...
l wanted to...
l don't know how to put this, but it went wrong...
 l crossed the line.  l never should have gone to see...
...Εke. l won't meddle again. You were absolutely right.
l'm convinced you're doing the right thing, marrying him again.
l would really like you to come to my wedding.
Wednesday? l've booked a trip.
 Could you reschedule it?  No.
And you can't reschedule the wedding...
Seriously... Your husbandtobe, your ex, your dead husband...Εke.
 Εke won't want to have me there.  Fuck Εke! l mean...
l'd really like you to be there.
l can't get married without you.
lf what we had meant anything to you,
you have to come.
l don't want to.
Okay.
Good luck. Take this... and stuff it up your ass.
 You fucking cow.  l knew you'd say that.
 What are you doing here?  l've been trying to call you.
 Only you didn't answer.  No.
Gudrun, you're getting married today.
Can l come with you?
Hop in!
Look at those hats!
Here l am... What is it?
What are you shooting? What?
 Jesus Christ.  Jill Johnson, here...
lt's true. Look, there she is.
Shall we go in?
Let's go in.
 Come on...  You're out of your mind!
Hi.
We're from Sweden, too.
 Where is the salesperson?  She's in back.
 Can we just try them on?  l guess...
There are all kinds of hats.
 How about that one!  Like a gingerbread man.
 A funeral hat.  No, it's gorgeous.
We saw you through the window. That's why we went in.
You're barely recognisable, though. You look much better on TV.
But then you're all fixed up. Then it makes you wonder...
 This is me, minus the fixing.  You look great.
Thank you.
You always wonder if it's all real.
 What? What do you mean, real?  Your breasts.
My boobs? Yes, they're real.
How real? Did you pay for them yourself, or...
Gudrun, you can't... Real is real.
 What a question.  An intrusive question.
 Why don't you take out the camera?  We've filmed our whole trip.
 A reallive reality show?  Absolutely: Jill and Gudrun.
 Jill Johnson 2006. A new look.  Fabulous...
How could you be so beastly?
 What you said about her breasts.  What's wrong with that?
 l wonder why she's in London?  Probably for a show.
They keep that sort of thing confidential.
They want you to ask them things like that. She enjoyed it.
Yes... When l was trying on hats,
these two Swedish girls came in and started filming.
One was a total moron.
She asked if my boobs were real.
All these nutty...
They're always taking you by surprise.
l'll tell you more when l get home. Talk to you later. Love you...
 Have you made up your mind?  Yes.
 Do you think we'll make it?  Yes.
What's on your mind?
 Why did we come here?  l did it to move on.
l guess l did it to realize that l should go back home.
You don't have to be gone long to get homesick.
Why should l go anywhere? After all, l have...
...a wonderful son at home, a wonderful house.
 A notsowonderful exhusband...  But you have me.
And l have this wonderful friend.
We can take a trip. Later on, after we've been home for a while.
Jamaica, here we come.
Borεs, here we come.
Heartbreak Hotel.
Friday.
At eight.
A yeast infection doesn't mean you've got a loaf of bread down there.
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